Fit for radio

Ah, morning talk on the radio. A few headlines caught my attention enough to send me searching for the news story online once I got to work.

Woman sleeps with 900 men in 9 years

Victoria Betteridge, a 28 year old British woman revealed that she has slept with 900 men in 9 years. She was quoted as saying, “Men do it all the time, so why shouldn’t women?”

I’m getting tired of this argument being used to justify any kind of behavior. Men also pee standing up but there’s a reason women shouldn’t. She’s obviously proud of her sexual history or she wouldn’t be boasting about it to the press. That’s fine, but don’t be surprised when the judgments start rolling in because there is no fair play when you let your bedroom antics hit the billboards.


Restaurant, Klee Brasserie using wife’s breast milk to make cheese

A chef at a trendy New York bistro is letting diners munch on cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

I have nothing to say to this.


Botched butt jobs

Six women in Jersey were hospitalized with infections caused by a black market butt job they received. They were injected with a cocktail of stuff including household caulk!

I could make a really bad, tasteless joke about filling cracks, but I won’t go there. Suffice it to say, one should stay away from anyone claiming they can perform plastic surgery while they're wearing a tool belt and using a work bench in their garage as an operating table.