Music's most important night

I did not watch the Grammy Awards but thanks to multiple websites I got the general gist. My takeaways…


There are 109 Grammy Awards
Really? There’s that much new music out there that warrants 109 awards? I think I live under a rock, a rock of quiet oblivion apparently.


What is the difference between:
Best Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals versus Best Collaboration With Vocals

Btw, definition of collaboration: process where two or more people (like a duo or group?) work together to realize (perform) shared goals (vocals).

No difference. Just an excuse to add more awards to the list.


Now ain’t that some sh*t
If you missed it, you should check out Cee Lo’s performance. He’s not only morphing into Elton John but he hired the muppets to join him on stage. It’s incredibly entertaining simply because it’s so bizarre. And I believe Gwenyth Paltrow is wearing some serious Louboutins.


And the winner for best new artist is…

Jenn: Esperanza Spalding? Who is Esperanza Spalding?I don’t know who half of these artists are. But I know what a Beiber is. Do I get points for that?

Hal: In fact, you get points off for that.

Go figure…


Lady Gaga has hatched
So she showed up in an egg. I had to repeat that several times to Hal and provide visuals so he would believe and comprehend what I was stating. We now say “Gaga” in my house like it’s a bird calling, which elicits much laughter. Hey, if you can’t laugh with her, laugh at her.


Seriously, watch the Cee Lo performance.