unEDucated

I love watching the reruns of Sex and the City on TV, commercials and all. I go through this love-hate relationship with the main characters where I find myself more frustrated with them than I remember being the first time I watched these episodes, but it doesn't matter because ultimately I love them all. Being that they are shown on both E! and the Style network, on a good day I can lose three hours to this show and not even realize it. But what does Hal think of SATC? Who cares...actually, I believe his opinion is summed up in the following conversation.

Hal: You're watching this again?

To say his tone was exuberant is like saying my expression is ecstatic when he puts on another old X-files episode.

Jenn: Trey and Charlotte just got married and he's having some trouble in the bedroom. Say, what's the difference between ED (erectile dysfunction) and impotence?

Hal: How should I know?!?

Jenn: You're male. Doesn't every male educate themselves on this so you can look for signs?

Hal: NO!! Absolutely not.

Hal sat down and watched as Carrie waxed poetic on getting waxed (the Brazilian kind) and Samantha cozied up to Hugh Heffner. By the time Carrie made it back to NY from LA wearing a pink fanny pack, Hal had reached a saturation point and stepped away from the couch, the tv, and the wife so drawn into the brain candy. He pointed an accusing finger at the television just as the next episode was starting.

Hal: This, this is ED!